CHEWING GUM

you asked me how many packs of gum I chew on a daily basis

like I have committed a mortal sin

yet when you eat ichiban like its 2003

there is nothing I can do about it

you are so hot that I miss you when we are sleeping

which I know is very annoying but I can’t help myself

remember in San Francisco when that lady asked me if I had an eating disorder

I should have told her that I am a leaf

I’m a leaf! I’m a leaf!

Like I am in a movie

Like I am something bigger than my body

I still can’t tell if I’m cool

or just depressed