el jeano

does having expensive toiletries make me likeable?

what about dead flowers placed in every orifice of my apartment?

let me take that part back. the “my apartment” part.

it’s not mine

I pay a small fee to live here so it’s no more mine than the atv’s I rented in greece were

those atv’s were really fun but I thought I was fat then so I couldn’t really enjoy the trip- sad!

I think I’ve been able to have everything I’ve ever wanted but I am still depressed

that makes me an ~ ungrateful ~ bitch

I texted my friend today saying, “I’m so mad at jeans” and she simply agreed w/out needing an explanation

because jeans are the cause of so much pain for the modern woman and they don’t even know it

they don’t even know it! imagine that

imagine ruining peoples lives emotionally and physically but having not a clue in the world

sounds like most men I know

I guess we should use the masculine pronoun for jeans moving forward then

el jeano es muy shitty