TONY SOPRANO

I got a french manicure today so I guess I am 

a real girl 

The woman at the salon told me my legs looked strong

& I’ve never been more offended in my life! 

Is that my issue? feels like it might be my issue  

I can't stop thinking about Tony Soprano 

& I am a little sad he isn’t thinking about me back 

Except he might be now with my french tip & all 

I’ve never seen Tony drink even a sip of water

I can’t imagine those mafia boys ever felt very good 

But fuck, they sure got a lot done 

Maybe that's the key to life 

Never drink any water & 

Make sure no one finds out you go to therapy