PROZAC NATION

I guess I wish I could say something that’s meaningful without prefacing it with 

I guess 

I guess I wish I could be on anti-depressants and have an orgasm at the same time 

It really doesn’t seem like too much to ask for, but it is 

I guess 

Sometimes I think that if a serial killer explained to me why they killed, I would empathize with them, and I don’t ultimately think that’s healthy 

OJ Simpson would be like “I just couldn’t help myself” and I would be like 

“yeah” 

because I believe that bad people hate themselves more than we ever could 

does that make sense? do you know what I mean? etc. etc. 

does everyone jump out of bed in the morning with the immediate dread of what’s about to go down?

Ie. the day 

Ie.  being alive 

It’s shocking and hilarious to me that prozac actually works

And when you don’t starve yourself you ultimately won’t be starving at all times

groundbreaking 

In other news, I’ve been feeling good lately