QUESTIONS AND STATEMENTS

• If you have to wear a full-face helmet, do you think the activity is seawall appropriate? I am leaning towards no, but I’ve been wrong before.

• Do I shame people for doing group workout classes in the park because I’m depressed?

• Rollerblades are not and never will be acceptable forms of transportation or exercise in the public eye.

• Asking a young female what their passion is in life, is an extremely violent question. All my ladies out there, you know.

• Hiking is kind of shit, it really draws out the suffering. At least with running its over and done with.

• Is everyone staring at me because I’m hot or because I’m hideous?

• Whats the protocol when you are on a work call but you also have to go number 2 immediately?

• Can I be skinny and also hate men?

• Is this person flirting with me or about to kill me? Or are they simply existing next to me in the grocery line?

• What is the normal amout of times people: cry, wash their sheets, think about food, buy new socks, exercise, drink wine, drink water?